1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Elisabeth John. Could be worse.

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Ted William. That would be a terrible NASCAR name...

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Hazbe?

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Wolf. Sounds like a brand of alcohol.

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Elisabeth St. Edmunds. Maybe.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Blue Orangeade. Hmm, sounds delicious.

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Beha. Like Baja?

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Vanilla M&M.

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Ginny Monterey.

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Beleaf Milky Way. Hell no.

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Lady Green Farm....like Lady Marmalade?